The bar

[CellMate#87]

The rock star goddess stumbles back to her feet, looking extremely pissed off. "You have no idea what you have just done" growled the rock star goddess. Suddenly, huge black and red flames of evil energy surrounded the goddess. "You all will pay for this with your souls!" she screamed. She then released the evil flames, causing the bar to explode instantly. Only she remained laughing on a pile of rubble, eating a sandwich.

[Jugga]

Jugga ,who was protected by his in half broken robotic suit, steps out of the rubble transforms his neverendingbeer into a soul glove and gives all the souls from the bodies to the rockstar goddess and says: 'I totally cummed in you'.
Now we will have a son who has awesome guitar skills and a neverending thirst for beer.

[Runearchermg]

Runearchermg crawls out of a pile of rubble and discovers a Rolex. Not one of the crappy imitaions, mind you, but a real one. I then break the Rockstargoddess's guitar with magic, forever destroying her powers and guitar skillz.

[Jugga]

Jugga asks himself, will my child have awesome guitar skills now or will he only be a alcoholic?

[CellMate#87]

the rock star goddess screams as her powers drain from her body in raging back and red energy beams. When the beams fade away, only CellMate#87 is left. Feeling weak, CellMate#87 collapses onto the ruins of the bar. She whispers as she lays there "what have I done?"

[DARK NEO]

a bird fly's over only to drop huge amounts of poo over CellMate#87 to her surprise she had found it was made out of gold but did not the dismiss the fact that it indeed smelt like poo.

[Runearchermg]

Runearchermg predicts that the child will be a raging alcoholic and look like the gaydragonrider, causing a divorce/murder/suicide.

[CellMate#87]

CellMate#87 aborts the child living in her belly. "I will not have your child" she screams at Jugga. She then looks through the rubble to find CellDweller. She finds him in an undestoryed bathroom stall, with his pants down trying to take a crap. "Now we're both going to smell like poop" she says to CellDweller. She finds next to the stall shower stall for who knows what reason was put there. "Hope this thing still thing still works" CellMate#87 thinks to her self as she steps into the shower stall and closes the door.

[ShadowBlazer]

Crawling out of the rubble, ShadowBlazer was mostly uninjured. In his hand was a shard of glass that was left from his previous drink. "Aww hell!", he exclaimed. He then proceeded to use the shard to mark the perimeter of the destroyed bar. Then, with a wave of his hand the rubble rejoined once more to reform the previously destroyed bar.

ShadowBlazer then limped towards the bartender's table and said, "Barkeep, a drink to numb this pain."

[Runearchermg]

Cellmate *87 is in luck and the shower still works, Her luck quickly runs out as Runearchermg steals her clothes and Jugga joins her, uninvited, in the shower for some awkward naked time.