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Runearchermg sighs and thinks about all the interesting things he could do with an extra penis. Runearchermg soon after becomes a one of a kind pr0n star, makes millions, and donates all of it to curing AIDS. When no cure is discovered I quickly lose interest and use my money to create real life Mudkipz.
Everyone is happy.
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11-13-2009
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Location: same as CD
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CellMate#87 finshes her practice and goes to take a shower. She makes sure to lock the door to the shower stall and manages to get CellDweller to guard the stall. After a moment or two in the stall, CellMate#87 opens the stall door and pulls CellDweller in with her and they take a shower together, remembering to lock the door.
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Location: Australia
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kriztov cant seem to remember installing a shower block into the rebuild of the bar...
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11-13-2009
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Runearchermg can't seem to think of why there would be a shower in a bar in the first place.
Admiral Ackbar runs in a screams "IT'S A TRAP!"
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~I'm not a Nerd, I'm a Level 20 Palidin.~ ~When Life Hands You Lemons, Squirt the Juice into Lifes Eyes And Demand Some Vodka~ ~Hi, I'm Curiosity, I'm Here to Kill Your Cat...~ ~I'm not a Whore, I'm a Slut...~ |
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11-18-2009
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: same as CD
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CellMate#87 pokes her head out from the stall and screams "Shut up Ackbar! I'm trying to take a shower in peace! If you make any more noise I will turn you into fish sticks!"Then continues to take her shower with CellDweller.
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Admiral Ackbar starts to cry. "Why does everyone tell me to be quiet?! I have a naturally load voice!"
Runearchermg looks up the plans to the Bar and confirms that there was never a shower in it. Runearchermg informs Kriztov of this and wonders who's shower they're really in...
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~I'm not a Nerd, I'm a Level 20 Palidin.~ ~When Life Hands You Lemons, Squirt the Juice into Lifes Eyes And Demand Some Vodka~ ~Hi, I'm Curiosity, I'm Here to Kill Your Cat...~ ~I'm not a Whore, I'm a Slut...~ |
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Location: same as CD
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CellMate#87 and Celldweller finish their shower and get dried and dressed. They take a seat at a private booth and have a romantic dinner date. Admiral Ackbar has been hired to play violin to make up for CellMate#87 yelling at him and making him cry. The 3roms couple tip him well ($200 to be exact), for they are the richest people in the bar.
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Location: Netherlands, Flevoland, Emmeloord
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Jugga exits the bar for the day,
Next day when he returns he is the first one there, the bar is empty except for the barkeeper. Because the bar looks like crap Jugga decides to sell his neverending beer for 1 million dollar. He totally upgrades the bar and it know has sexy waitresses and a lot of extra's like showers and a big jacuzzi and stuff. Jugga is now co-owner
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I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World of Warcraft account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of ensuring virginity. The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch... plz hold my eggs and love my friends 
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: same as CD
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CellMate#87 and Celldweller decide to get married at the bar. CellMate#87 goes to a dressing room to prepare for the wedding.
(heres the wedding dress) 
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Because Jugga is the co-owner and cellmate is a good friend he decides to charge for the wedding and bring a couple of white doves and plenty of roses and shit...
(stats: cellmates affection to Jugga +10)
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I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World of Warcraft account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of ensuring virginity. The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch... plz hold my eggs and love my friends
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