The BS Lounge

[Dominus Ragnaros]

Quick Man V3 didn't drop his chip even after I S ranked him,I only have the chip I got from V2 which wasn't even a V2 chip.

[Dominus Ragnaros]

I finally watched Godzilla:Final Wars last night before going to bed,and I find myself confused as to how I should feel about it.

On the one hand it's Godzilla vs a number of his classic opponents in a single movie,but on the other the movie doesn't revolve around Godzilla the way it should,and most of Godzilla's enemies get punked in one shot.

The acting sucks,the toy models are obvious,and the CG is bleh. But Godzilla movies have always been like that,it's part of the spirit.

I went into it wide-eyed and ready for awesome American Godzilla vs Japanese Godzilla and instead I got Asian Keanu Reeves and White....whoever played Morpheus both pretending not to rip off The Matrix,and Asian Keanu Reeves' partner ripping off the Death star trench run.

But some of the scenes actually were really fun,watching Godzilla bat a rolled up Anguirus like a soccer ball to swat Rodan out of the sky and into a death spiral filled me with almost as much glee as Keizer Gidorah.I really wanted to love this movie,and while I was disappointed at the shallow monster fights and everything involving Asian Keanu Reeves or baby Godzilla,I couldn't help thinking how much of an awesomely serious mofo Godzilla is the moment he finally wakes up.

How do you decipher the difference between a junk food movie and a movie that's just bad?

I give Godzilla:Final Wars a Mike Nelson out of CROOOOOOOW!

[Dominus Ragnaros]

I saw that demon Adris,and I'm very disappointed in you. I have to download more MST3K since you still can't give me any movies.

I'm also disappointed in Evangelion,for a giant mech animu,there sure is a huge lack of giant mech. The characters suck to. And why Fly me to the Moon?! I appreciate that an animu is giving me Sinatra instead of washi bashi kawaii,but that song doesn't make the slightest bit of sense used here and I'm over half way through the series. Bleh.