I did the Macarena with a surfer because I think I need some serious help.

[ShadowBlazer]

Just something I found in another forum. (OMG, this'll be the first thread I made in 3 months)

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6----- --a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing :
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

[ElChubaNebre]

i ran over a spoon in ur bathroom cuz im cool like that :3

[Dominus Ragnaros]

I loved Chuck Norris in an elevator because I can't control myself!


Fuck year.

[CellDweller]

I smelled a noodle sliding down a hill because I think I need some serious help.

wow

[Kriztov]

I did the Macarena With a pickle In line at the bank because that's how I roll.

Congratulations. Calculating from this farce, you have the month, day, and one of the digits of the year of my birth. Naturally that really slims down possible password combinations to:

160719X9

this is keeping in mind that I could not have possibly been born in 2009.

now, that means you have about 10 different combinations to try. Once you also combine that with an approximate average age of members to the forums, excluding bots that'd be around about 17, give or take, you then narrow it down to within 3 possible combinations

16071999
16071989
16071979

Since the forums have a 5 tries limit, there is a good chance you have enough credentials to access somebody else's account.


Now, where does the T-shirt fit in? Well funnily enough, it doesn't. It's just there to throw everybody off the scent.


tl;dr

This is really just a cleverly designed scam to get your password. Rather than think that I'm verbally attacking the would-be hacker however, please know that this is just a message to everybody to not have their password as their birthdate.

[Nimrod EX]

I karate chopped chuck norris under your bed because that's how I roll.

I am awesome.

Unrelated: I made 2 girls do the macarena with me on chat roulette.

[Romfreak]

I smelled a goat In a hole because I'm cool like that

Originally Posted by Kriztov

This is really just a cleverly designed scam to get your password. Rather than think that I'm verbally attacking the would-be hacker however, please know that this is just a message to everybody to not have their password as their birthdate.

If people keep passwords like:
password,birthdate,name,qwerty
they deserve to get hacked

It takes a min to think up a strong password but where do we have the time for that?
we will get late for our meeting with the president

[everzeez]

i sand a ninja song riding a bike because the voice told me to

23 oct 1985 wearing red